If you’re looking for the right words, I have them.
My writing is tight and precise; I am not a fan of waffle. I worship at the altar of grammar.
I like to write feature articles and silly poems, but my true loves are editing and proofreading. I can make middling copy good and good copy great.
I have been proofreading professionally for three years, and unprofessionally for many more; calling out misplaced apostrophes and responding to real estate agents’ incorrect use of the word “comprising”.